William A. Shatner aka James T. Kirk Please Meet John C. Mayer

***UPDATE***Don’t worry, we’re still John C. Mayering the man, William A. Shatner. So, as I was ever so casually obsessively Googling, William A. Shatner, I happened upon Wil Wheaton’s blog posts about WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. (Oh William A. Shatner. Double profanity in your name. I couldn’t ask for more.) I felt the need to link…