Dear Jen Lancaster, In some cosmic twist of fate, we’ve won. We being the group of fans pulling for you to stop in Kansas City for your next book tour. The fact that you will be gracing us with your presence on Friday the 13th seems entirely fitting. Strangely, I feel like this matters. No…
Dear Jen Lancaster and Jen Lancaster’s PR Team
Dear Jen, I feel like such a fool! Here I am, a fan with a blog who created a Twitter account, a Facebook Fan Page, and a category on my blog and when you called for people to suggest cities for your next tour, where was I? Yes, WHERE WAS I?! DAMMIT, I MEAN REALLY?…
Letters to the Tremendous, from Blondette
Dear Tremendous, Yes, that’s you. I know I usually write to the unwashed masses or Jen Lancaster (I seriously have to stop associating Jen Lancaster to the unwashed masses and people with bad toilet etiquette – I’d be getting a complex.) What else? Oh yes. Well, Jen Lancaster wrote about creepy and awful letters and…
Dear Jen Lancaster – A Bigger, Better Letter #3
Dearest Jen, It’s been less than a month since I last wrote you. Okay, it’s been 3 days. In your book, Such a Pretty Fat (by the way? I LOVE that title – well done), you encountered several physical obstacles in your quest to lose 50 pounds. As I started my most recent journey (why…
Dear Jen Lancaster – Another Letter, this time with more accessories #2
Dear Jen Lancaster! This is officially my second letter to you, though I dedicated a very important discourse to you earlier this week. I sincerely hope you approve and were not entirely grossed out or offended. (I know you are very “polite” about the human body and its functions – unless it involves getting “strongs”…
Vingettes: A Letter to Public Restroom Users
Dear Public Restroom Users, I previously let everyone on my blog know about the public service I provided to the women who share the four stalls in a building I frequent. Yes, I put my SHOES in mortal peril to help my fellow woman. (I had to bury my pretty red pumps after our rain…
Dear Jen Lancaster – A Letter
Dear Jen Lancaster, This is my very sad attempt to get you to come to Kansas City, Missouri on your next book tour. Or the Kansas side, but I recommend the Missouri side because I won’t have to drive as far. But our friends at Rainy Day Books host a lot of author events and…