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  1. You Might be Katie Leas if: Part III

    August 7, 2007 by Blondette

    As I have yet to convince a few people that they are not themselves, and they are in fact, me, I must share a few more clues.

    You Might be Katie Leas if:

    1. You thought of more stupid things to post about yourself on the Interweb.
    2. You finally framed The Rest
    3. but Squares with Concentric Rings is still wearing its plastic and pricetag– and is affixed to the wall above your desk!
    4. You’re a pretty awesome hostess. and you actually like hostessing
    5. You finally bought art for your bedroom walls and it does not have naked people!
    6. or cats
    7. You work while on vacation.
    8. You already forgot some of the things that might make you Katie Leas.
    9. You’re very patient and easily pissed off by those who are not patient.
    10. You still want to write a novel.
    11. and publish a book of personal essays.
    12. You like redheads.
    13. You can’t stop at 3.
    14. You are a member of an elite message board and have Internet friends.
    15. who you’ve actually met and hung out with.
    16. and you aren’t ashamed. in fact, you think meeting people online is cool because you usually meet over one common interest and find out a lot more that you have in common and it makes it way easier to build a friendship.
    17. You want a dog. (but first you need a house with a fenced in yard. *coughBriancough*
    18. Your brother is your best friend. He might not know that you feel that way.
    19. You think it would be cool to convert a barn into a house.
    20. You didn’t know your real name was Catherine until kindergarten. You thought your name really was Katie Marie.
    21. Your mom used to call you Princess Mary La-La.
    22. and BubblesMcGee
    23. but her nickname was “Tuper” and to this day no one knows where the heck that came from.
    24. Some of your best childhood memories are of your mom reading you The Little Princess and A Secret Garden.
    25. And fairy tales (Cinderella was your favorite.)
    26. You learned the word soporific from Peter Rabbit.
    27. You can recite the lines from “Meet Me in St. Louis.”
    28. One of the first things you do upon returning home is pet your kitty.

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  2. You Might Be Katie Leas if: Part II

    July 15, 2007 by Blondette

    You might (still) be Katie Leas if:

    1. You said you’d add to the list–and you did.
    2. You over analyze everything.
    3. You hate Sunday after lunch time–it might as well be Monday.
    4. You’re being stalked by The Fray.
    5. You’re being stalked by dead birds. (yeah, it’s gross but seeing 4 dead birds in 3 months? weird)
    6. You’re crafty.
    7. You’re bubbly, but anxiety prone.
    8. You’re empathetic to a fault.
    9. Sexual innuendo is your middle name.
    10. You’ll undoubtedly think of more stupid things about yourself to post on the interweb.
    11. You don’t understand why you’re the only person who likes “Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows.” (okay, you do.)
    12. You totally jam out to your custom made ringtones. (see number 11)

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  3. You Might Be Katie Leas if…

    July 2, 2007 by Blondette

    You might be Katie Leas if:

    1. You prefer alpacas to llamas because alpacas are not just weird looking, they’re fluffy.
    2. You can switch from court jester to philosopher in 2 seconds without the aid of drugs or alcohol.
    3. You really, really like lolcats.
    4. You don’t quite like all the Chuck Norris stuff your friends like, but you appreciate the fine form of the hidden gusset.
    5. You don’t get the Hoff.
    6. You try to make sure people know you are a natural blonde because you aren’t sure your hair is blonde enough.
    7. You’re posting because someone found your blog and you totally have to keep it updated now to entertain your public.
    8. You went from Saturn to Scion.
    9. Your drink is still Captain and (Diet) Coke.
    10. One of your all time favorite dreams is of owning a horse ranch even though you don’t actually ride (yet.)
    11. You HATE flying but you love seeing new places. That’s why they created barbiturates, right?
    12. Reading makes you feel like yourself.
    13. Reading makes you feel not like yourself.
    14. You can’t tell a real joke with a punchline but you are great with one-liners.
    15. You have a kitty cat named Gracie and you feel guilty if you come home too late because she’s been home alone all day.
    16. Lolcats are relevant to your interests.
    17. You never know how to answer the question “where are you from?”
    18. You will add to this list in another post.

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