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		<title>A Song About Blue Skies</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2012/01/21/a-song-about-blue-skies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 05:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I attended a high school show choir competition. My cousin, Lizzy, was competing with her team/squad/group (crap, what are they called? A gaggle? A herd?) This is also how I came to cry at an inappropriate place and time. Yes, I started crying right there in the front row&#8230;during show choir. No amount of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Will be Dog Sitting</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/10/03/we-will-be-dog-sitting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Oct 2010 03:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We know I&#8217;m a cat lady. I am woman enough to admit it. The evidence is incontrovertible. The two boys above have never met a dog. I spent half the day walking around asking them if they were excited about meeting a &#8220;goggy.&#8221; (shut up. I LOL.) I&#8217;m very excited to see how my boys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gone Samplin</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/09/29/gone-samplin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 02:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blah blah]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tremendousblondette.net/blog/?p=1589</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Boys don&#8217;t make passes at girls who wear glasses!&#8221; The first line of a short story my mom wrote popped into my head this afternoon as I was pondering my new &#8220;annoyance&#8221; prescription. I am very slightly, like almost non-existently, near sighted. In fact, I was told my main issue is due to muscle fatigue [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I FUCKING DID IT! William A. Shatner</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/09/20/i-fucking-did-it-william-a-shatner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I John C. Mayered William A. Shatner. It was a warm September day. And I yelled like a banshee. FUCK YEAH!  Win. (and sorry for the profanity, Oma)]]></description>
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		<title>William A. Shatner aka James T. Kirk Please Meet John C. Mayer</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/09/19/william-a-shatner-aka-james-t-kirk-please-meet-john-c-mayer/</link>
		<comments>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/09/19/william-a-shatner-aka-james-t-kirk-please-meet-john-c-mayer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blah blah]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tremendousblondette.net/blog/?p=1511</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[***UPDATE***Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;re still John C. Mayering the man, William A. Shatner. So, as I was ever so casually obsessively Googling, William A. Shatner, I happened upon Wil Wheaton&#8217;s blog posts about WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. (Oh William A. Shatner. Double profanity in your name. I couldn&#8217;t ask for more.) I felt the need to link [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breakin It Down</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/07/22/breakin-it-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am the queen of analogies. Not only have I compared things to parfait, cholesterol, cars, and really fat people on ice skates,  but I&#8217;ve done it AND people have gotten a better understanding of whatever I was trying to explain. Just thought you should know.]]></description>
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		<title>Things You Hope Your Neighbors Never Hear</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/03/21/things-you-hope-your-neighbors-never-hear/</link>
		<comments>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/03/21/things-you-hope-your-neighbors-never-hear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blah blah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Favorite Posts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tremendousblondette.net/blog/?p=1392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve lived in attached housing for past 4 years. Though I now pay a mortgage instead of monthly rent, I still share walls with other people. For the most part, I don&#8217;t hear much from either side. Occasionally, I hear the click click of high heels on floor, or children wailing (only happened once.) That [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook Would Not Let Me Post This as My Status Update</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/16/facebook-would-not-let-me-post-this-as-my-status-update/</link>
		<comments>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/16/facebook-would-not-let-me-post-this-as-my-status-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 14:31:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[blah blah]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[conan]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.tremendousblondette.net/blog/?p=1247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the Year 2000&#8230;men around the world will suddenly stop what they&#8217;re doing, break into a knowing smile, nod slowly, and hug themselves with an appreciative rush that they were created as men. The severe appreciation will propel them to new research to alleviate the suffering of women everywhere and on January 15th, 2010 a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Big Mound</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/03/my-big-mound/</link>
		<comments>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/03/my-big-mound/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a nemisis. It is the giant snow plowed mound of snow to the left (or right) of my driveway. In fact, I hate the plow mounds everywhere. Somehow, I ended up with the largest plow mound on the block. Tonight&#8217;s idea was so exciting that I can&#8217;t sleep until I share it with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To: Win the Love of Katie Leas</title>
		<link>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/03/how-to-win-the-love-of-katie-leas/</link>
		<comments>http://tremendousblondette.net/blog/2010/01/03/how-to-win-the-love-of-katie-leas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Blondette</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My qualifications are pretty simple so you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d be attached, but apparently they&#8217;re not as simple as I think. So here are the things that will win my heart and undying love: You can fill in my trivia knowledge gaps. (sports, movies, and some music) You have mad winter weather driving skills and can [...]]]></description>
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