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  1. It’s in the Way She Moves

    January 6, 2011 by Blondette

    Sometimes I stare at my ceiling and absorb the geometry of the beams as they cut from wall to wall. My living room and kitchen are open to each other so when I painted, I made sure the colors had a subtle flow. If you look close enough at the beams (right, soffit [sic] is probably the more accurate term here) you will notice that they are one shade darker than the living room walls – and that they match the kitchen. I believe the color is called “Gentle Fawn.” Sadly, a number of gentle fawns find themselves staring at the sky after being hit by a car ’round these parts.

    A lot of thought went into choosing the perfect colors for my home. I wanted to create the right atmosphere – warm, inviting, and snuggley – part library, part bistro. Before now I’d never really thought about whether the paint actually looked like “warm caramel” or a gentle “fawn.” That is, until I found myself contemplating my ceiling.

    When I can’t find a way to express myself, release my emotions, I often drift to the observing my surroundings. Am I looking for something to comfort me? Something to distract me? Something to re-focus and calm me? I don’t know. A few years ago I discovered a large mistake I’d made at work. Unfortunately, the mistake cost the company a large sum of money and there was no immediate way to recoup the loss. After immediately bringing it to the attention of my boss and having a “wtf are we going to do dinner” I found myself lying on my couch (man that is a good couch – it now resides in my basement because I just can’t bear to get rid of it) staring at the ceiling – numb. Not sure if I was absorbing or reflecting emotion.

    Geometry was never my favorite subject, but I’ve always loved the look of a clear, crisp line. Sometimes, I really wish life was a little more like geometry.


  2. Didya Know

    January 4, 2011 by Blondette

    It’s kind of hard to be a writer if you don’t write.

    (Keep Calm and) Carry On.


  3. Not Just a Stinky Sock

    December 24, 2010 by Blondette

    “Missy got some socks. Are they yours?” Not only were they my socks, but they were my stinky, walking in the rain in my putrid Nike’s socks. They were a little stiff and and you could smell them from a distance. Perhaps the dog stole them to bury them, far, far away.

    Today I want to tell you about a different type of sock. A happy sock. Oh wait, eww. A stuffed sock! err..

    STOCKINGS. CHRISTMAS Stockings.

    There we go. Every year I spend way too much money so I can get up hours before dawn and stuff presents and candy into stockings for my family. I love it. It’s a quiet, festive time when I can let the spirit of Christmas fill me up unconditionally. I love everything about it – the planning, the sneaking, the giving, and most of all, the tradition.

    Some years there are themes. Two years ago, I hosted Christmas at my apartment. Though I had a fireplace, I did not have a mantle. Logistics challenge #1 to stocking deployment. What I did have was a shelf I’d so skillfully hung (by myself!) above the fireplace (and re-hung more skillfully by my brother.) All I had to do was figure out how to keep the stockings dangling from the shelf. Physics Challenge #1:  stockings get heavy when you fill them with trinkets and chocolate. Luckily, Michael’s had Christmas mugs on sale (Nutcrackers! Santas! Penguins!) and I had an ingenious idea. All I had to do was fill the mugs with heavy stuff and I could tie the stockings to the handles!

    Logistics and Physics challenges #2:  You can’t make mugs heavy enough to support stockings that are crammed full of goodies. It sounds like this at 4am:  “CRASH!”

    Being the devoted holiday elf that I am, and down to my last few mugs, I realized that my solution worked if I placed the mugs on the edge of my coffee table whereby the stockings could rest on the floor. Engineering genius.

    This year for the first time I have actual stocking holders sitting upon my real mantle. For now, it’s off to bed so I can get up and do the work of Santa and fall asleep on the couch watching A Christmas Story on repeat.

    Merry Christmas!


  4. And then there was me

    November 14, 2010 by Blondette

    I frequently find myself wanting to be someone else. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. I want to be me. I like me. I just want to step into someone else’s life. A pre-built life. It’s like eating out all the time instead of cooking. The meals are already prepared and you know what to expect, how they will taste, look, and you can choose what you prefer that day.

    But building your own life is much more challenging. Is it more rewarding?

    hmmm.

    In school it was about being with the right people.  Being accepted, liked, and respected. But it wasn’t me. I wonder how much of everything I “like” or do is me truly liking or doing. And how much is me. What parts of my life are fakes? What did I strive for only to feel like a fake?


  5. things that make me happy

    October 25, 2010 by Blondette

    little girls in hair bows and coats

    Christmas lights

    cats watching kitten videos


  6. Word Association

    October 23, 2010 by Blondette

    I love a few things. Words and association are 2 of them. I’m currently obsessed with this song*:

    Which makes me think of this poem**:

    The Lady of Shalott

    Painting depicting the famous poem by Alfred, Lord Tennyson "The Lady of Shalott" - click the image to go to the poem

    Which was used in this book/movie***:

    *,**,& *** So, I realize the music video uses the Lady of Shalott – BUT, I didn’t see the video until after I’d already made that association in my mind. So apparently I am not the only person whose brain goes there. Not sure if I’m happy or sad about that. Carry on.


  7. Giant Rat Protest in Kansas City

    October 21, 2010 by Blondette

    There is a giant, angry rat. He taunts me. He waits for me. But he does not tarry while I work. He is gone when I am free.

    Sadly, when I Google “giant rat protest in kansas city” the results are inconclusive. Is no one writing about this? HAS NO ONE SEEN THE GIANT FUCKING RABID RAT?! and the dudes with picket signs?

    When I Googled “rat protest” I garnered more interesting results. Apparently, giant inflatable rats are not uncommon when protesting. In fact, it’s a been a union protest symbol for years. Just so you know, it’s never good to be startled by a giant rat while driving.  A spider once dropped down from the ceiling of my car while I was driving to work and it’s some sort of miracle that I didn’t crash because I immediately forgot I was driving and panicked so the icky spider wouldn’t creepy crawl all over me.

    I’m not entirely sure who or what the protesters are beefing against, but I’ll try to focus on the signs tomorrow – it’s just kind of hard to read their signs when there’s a crazy rodent on the side of the road – well, one that’s at least 10 ft tall and not dead or eating garbage.

    Anyhow, I got tired of not being able to share the rat with anyone, so I risked life and limb to capture it with my iPhone while driving. Don’t worry, I swerved back into my own lane before colliding head on with a motorcycle. We coo.


  8. Letters to the Tremendous, from Blondette

    October 19, 2010 by Blondette

    Dear Tremendous,

    Yes, that’s you. I know I usually write to the unwashed masses or Jen Lancaster (I seriously have to stop associating Jen Lancaster to the unwashed masses and people with bad toilet etiquette – I’d be getting a complex.) What else? Oh yes. Well, Jen Lancaster wrote about creepy and awful letters and emails on her blog yesterday. This was after a series of tweets in the same vein. Apparently, she’s received more than one crazed letter/email of late and had had enough! Good for her, but it caused an OH SHIT moment for me. Despite what some boys men boys males may think, my main goal in life is not to be a creepy stalker type.

    First, I’ve never emailed JL. I simply write letters to the “great Jen Lancaster in the sky.” She probably hasn’t read them. (though for a sad 5 minutes last night I thought she was following the KC_JenLancaster Twitter account – and then I looked more closely and realized I was on “Following” not “Followers.”)

    I don’t show up in the first 5 pages on Google searches for Jen Lancaster. (and really? no one is getting that far.) However, I am first for Letters to Jen Lancaster. Because I’m sure a TON of people search that. I want to come off as quipppy and quirky, but genuine and respectful. Do I want her to come to KC for her next book tour? yes. But Kansas City is a great city with an amazing community of readers, writers, and well, just about everything else that makes a city vibrant and warm. This is home.

    I write my letters because I want to express something. Do something. The follower base is very small, which just means I must kind of suck at PR or online marketing implementation (shit.) I don’t want to be Jen Lancaster’s best friend. But there’s something about seeing an actual flesh and blood person versus black ink on printed paper. Words are not voice. Humanity. I live in books. They keep me from truly doing the hard stuff. Hurting people, hurting myself. It’s about writing. Trying. Finding some pathway to feeling and understanding.

    I write to Jen Lancaster for me. Because I am a writer.

    And I hope that if she ever does read my letters or my blog that she sees the heart of the matter.

    I’m just an almost-thirty, not quite blonde, not quite brunette, wanted to be Felicity Porter or Donna Moss…gal.

    Maybe I just wrote my un-letter to Jen Lancaster.

    Truestly yours,

    Blondette aka Katie

    (also, the title makes me think of Sonnets from the Portuguese which you should totally read.)


  9. Fa fa la la

    October 17, 2010 by Blondette

    I like holiday episodes. Themes. Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. They are unavoidable and certain. They usually involve interaction by all the cast in some sort of gathering that stirs something crazy or heartfelt. A lot of times they make me cry.

    What else would you expect from an idealist?


  10. Holes

    October 13, 2010 by Blondette

    Just a quick update because you care…

    I have another sinus infection and breathing is hard. I earned myself a referral to an ENT due to the number of sinus infections I’ve had in the past year. I’m back on Cipro to clear the infection. I’ve taken to eating comfort foods so I was slightly horrified at the numbers on the scale at the doctor’s office.

    But, speaking of holes – how bout those miners in Chile? I don’t have pretty words for it, but I’m so happy for the miners, their families, and Chile to see that those men have been reunited with their families ABOVE GROUND. I wonder what was harder, the first 24 hours they were down there, or the last 24?