William A. Shatner aka James T. Kirk Please Meet John C. Mayer

William A. Shatner aka James T. Kirk Please Meet John C. Mayer

***UPDATE***Don’t worry, we’re still John C. Mayering the man, William A. Shatner.

So, as I was ever so casually obsessively Googling, William A. Shatner, I happened upon Wil Wheaton’s blog posts about WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER. (Oh William A. Shatner. Double profanity in your name. I couldn’t ask for more.) I felt the need to link to Wil Wheaton’s posts because I was so sad for him. (and I totally crushed on him when he did The Big Bang Theory and kicked Sheldon’s ass in his TNG days.)

Wil Wheaton, I dedicate this John C. Mayering of William A. Shatner to you. (Wil, Please guest on The Big Bang Theory again.)

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Is it true? Surely someone has tried to John C. Mayer Captain James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner! Right? Shameful. For those who are lost as to what it is to John C. Mayer, you must see hit Urban Dictionary and MommyWantsVodka and then hop on back over here like you’re James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner hopping star galaxies in your spliff spaceship.

Why pick James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner to John C. Mayer? Well, let’s see:

  1. James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner has survived for decades to entertain. It is right to pay him tribute.
  2. James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner has the past tense of one of the most prolific cuss words as the root of his last name. (“shat” = past tense of “shit”)
  3. William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, put out a CD. In fact, my friend almost crashed her car listening to it. Because William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, is not a musical genius, but sure is funny.
  4. William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, was Denny on “Boston Legal,” not to be confused with the HOT Denny on Grey’s Anatomy. (rest in peace!) (By-the-way, William A. Shatner? aka James T. Kirk…Denny himself, Jeffery Dean Morgan was John C. Mayered too, so you’re in good company.) Also, I use the same WordPress theme as the blogger who John C. Mayered JDM for my alterego, (SEE WE ALL HAVE THEM – altergeos…like William A. Shatner has James T. Kirk!) Also, since I’ve digressed, I’m not a Hilary Swank fan but P.S. I love you, featuring Jeffrey Dean Morgan hurt so good to watch. Because it was just full of manly, rugged hot men and it made me cry. Just like William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk.
  5. Dude. In the Year 3000. William A. Shatner (aka James T. Kirk) well played.
  6. I’m trying to take a page from James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner and not think too hard. Just do! (like all the chicks he banged over the span of the show.)
  7. William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, is starring in the TV version of Shit My Dad says. And I love shit that dude’s dad says. And Twitter.
  8. James T. Kirk, aka William A. Shatner, played with tribbles (The Trouble with Tribbles) and they look fun.
  9. Picture it:  William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk and John C. Mayer – The Album! O YES!

    John C Mayer O Face
    See, John C Mayer got an O just thinking about singing with William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk

Before you sue me, William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, please note I mean you no harm. I simply seek to marry two things I love:  SEO and a little blogging fun. William A.  Shatner, aka James T. Kirk, YOU are a national treasure. Even though you are Canadian. I forgive you and I like maple leaves.

On a prankster note, I’d love to see someone John C. Mayer Facebook. Yes, I said it. Can you bring down Facebook in Google? Do it. I so dare you. Cuz I’m not gonna try, because I’ve got William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk to work on.

And me, Katie Leas. Because I’m narcissistic and elitist like William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk – in a nice way.

William A. Shatner, aka James T. Kirk is AWESOME
Damn right, yo. (I pulled the image from a Google image search and found it on this blog: http://studiodave.blogspot.com/2006_08_01_archive.html

3 thoughts on “William A. Shatner aka James T. Kirk Please Meet John C. Mayer

  1. LOL! That’s so awesome you John C. Mayer’d William Shatner! Did you happen to be online around the time The Bloggess had her issues with him? OMG, fun times. lol.

    Thanks for linking me, I’m glad you liked that post 🙂

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