It’s been too long. I sit here in my robe, with a towel upon my head and realize, some of you may have forgotten me. and particularly, whether or not you are me.
So, you might be Katie Leas if:
- You feel more content when you wear Satsuma body butter. mmm
- You are reading a book that talks a lot about lobsters and you aren’t yet sure if it’s going to stick.
- You can’t stop looking at your right foot.
- You know not everyone who reads this will understand why you would be looking at your right foot.
- Your hair is getting long
- it’s now past your shoulders
- and it’s probably going to get longer because it will take at least another month before you get your butt to the salon.
- You need to do laundry, take out the trash, and buy cat litter.
- You’ve learned why people call it a “Crackberry.”
- You really have to start working out again or you are going to hate yourself.
- You know “she’s just bein Miley”
- You’ve recently become more aware of the male obsession with the high five
- You’re not entirely on board
- because you’re female.
- You still wonder
- You’re excited about growing tiny flowers in miniature pots.
- Same old, same old.
- You’d like to go on a real vacation this year.
