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January 15, 2008 by Blondette

#9 on David Letterman’s list of things to do before he dies…

OWN AN ALPACA RANCH!!!!!!!!

Yes, I just screamed in my living room.


2 Comments »

  1. Citizens for Responsible Actions Upon Alpacas says:

    I hear that Alpacas are the #1 cause of mudslides, gingivitis, and increased STDs in senior citizens since 1985. David Letterman should do everything he can to stop alpacas, and a ranch is just the right thing to do. Stop the reign of terror before it extends to other areas of our beloved USA!

    p.s. – Alpacas also denounce that Jesus was the Messiah.

  2. Blondette says:

    But! I less than three alpacas :(

    They should be on ranches so people can enjoy their majestic beauty in bulk.

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