- you can polish off the giant salad
- your wrist hurts
- you have been converted to a true “texter”
- you still only say “idk” for kicks because of the commercial with the little girl and the grandma (“idk my bff jill” or “idk my bff rose”)
- you’re spread too thin
- you ate meat after 3 months without it
- but it hurt your stomach and you realized you can go without
- but you might start eating fish
- You never liked fish–until you hit your 20′s
- your hair turned wavy round about the age of 21-22
- then it got less wavy (maybe it was the hair color? you were sporting “sangria” colored hair at that age)
- you’re too lazy to make your capitalization consistent
- the star atop your Christmas tree is too heavy so it leans to one side
- you love to sprawl and squish
- this morning, you flipped someone off at the 9 hwy exit of 169 while listening to Christmas music
- you’ve still got about 4 things to finish for work before you go to bed tonight
- you started a post about anxiety but your power went out
- you take the power going out as a sign
- your cat jumped on your back while you were eating your giant salad
- you contemplate and worry about things like “what if I am alone and start choking?” “what if I were to get rear-ended by a speeding car while driving across a bridge?”
- you think this is the best number–other than 3.
- you like the odd ones
- numbers, animals, and people
- you think the Paseo Bridge is scary.
- you’ve cried more in the past 3 months than you have in the past 5 years
- you have oh so many thoughts
- you’re planning to take a day off work to bake cookies
- it makes you feel productive and it makes people happy
- you like making people happy
- sometimes that means sacrificing your own happiness
- you like your eyes
You Might be Katie Leas if: Part “Say Goodnight Gracie”
December 4, 2007 by Blondette
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MMM…cookies (drool)
I respect your ability to sacrifice your own happiness for others. Specifcally, others that aren’t important.
Oh and, always be consistent with your capitalization. It’s what separates us from them.