Goodbye to my Little Nicky–the car I loved and hated and loved to hate.
Oh Little Nicky, small Saturn of (former) mine. You were awkward and cramped and I filled you with crap.
You came into my life and I was full of glee. You left my life and I was full of glee. Yes, you came full circle my Little Nicky.
Darling Nicky. You had weird bars in the trunk that diminished storage capacity.
You were low to the ground. Oh how you wanted everyone to see up my skirts! Oh devious Nicky!
Little Nicky, we traveled far. Little Nicky, we drove hard.
I rode your clutch. I took you to 2nd, to 3rd, to 4th, to 5th. OH Nicky, we went around and round those gears.
So dear Little Nicky, may you rest in peace if they part you out. Sweet Nicky, may you live to drive another 145,000 miles—with someone else.
(I need to name my new car. Ideas? )
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