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August, 2006

  1. Allergies

    August 24, 2006 by Blondette

    My allergies are terrible. Also, please be on the lookout for an extra special post.

    Can’t sleep. Might as well follow-up on something I wrote a but earlier. Remember the Texas art teacher who posted nude images of herself on Flickr? Well, she is no longer employed but she is going back to school. Actually, I’ve been thinking about going back to school too. Maybe we can take some classes together…She certainly had a lot of friends on MySpace.

    In other news, it looks like one of our sites has dropped out of the SERPs on two of the major engines for now…I am crossing my fingers that when we reappear it’s at a higher ranking.


  2. Why Tremendous Blondette?

    August 18, 2006 by Blondette

    It occurred to me that not everyone might understand the highly unsearchable long name I chose for my site. (Think branding) There are 3 main reasons.

    1. I obsessed with Mike Doughty’s “Tremendous Brunettes”–the version with Dave Matthews there’s just something about the two of them together that makes me giddy

    2. Stems from “Tremendous Brunettes”–basically, I’m not brunette and I’m tremendous and it’s way cooler to be a tremendous somethingette than just tremendous…so I thought hmmm I’m blonde…I am a blondette…

    3. This post really sucks! So how bout I prove to you that I didn’t just make up a word?

    From the Urban Dictionary:

    1. blondette
    A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

    Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

    Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

    ^ yep. My hair now naturally a medium to dark blonde (minus highlights) but was much lighter when I was younger. I’m adding the lyrics to the song for anyone who’s interested. (P.S. click the link if you want to buy Haughty Melodic or just listen to some samples of the cd. )

    Tremendous Brunette
    Mike Doughty

    All them tremendous brunettes around

    Slow down, don’t fuck with my high
    I want to be left alone here with my monsters and
    Say, now it’s time to ride
    To see lovely girls and to not put the moves on them
    Praise now the baby genius
    She skips in the shade of the lonely sour apple tree
    While she snaps on her gum
    Her gleaming teeth bared and the shine that she shows to me

    All of your ill-gotten gains
    That you have whipped up to a rich, foamy lather, girl
    Nameless gnaw of my pains
    Like three hundred trumpets, and just one is out of tune


  3. FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

    August 18, 2006 by Blondette

    So the life of someone who works in advertising and marketing pretty much goes like this:
    {drink coffee}check email–>STRESSSSSSS–>meeting{drink coffee} –> 1-2pm get lunch(?)–>STRESSSSSS–>conference call—>meeting—>5pm—>CRISIS(break a website or two)—>beer/liquor

    Think I’m exaggerating? ha! Just wait til you have to manage an affiliate network. But, the weekend is once again here and I find myself praising the creation of alcohol, Led Zepplin, and Mexican food. Will I praise them tomorrow? doubtful–but give me another week in advertising and marketing and I probably will.

    See y’all on the flip side
    *whistle*I’m just a fool waitin on the wrong block…*whistle*


  4. It’s a Whore Filled Web

    August 11, 2006 by Blondette

    So about a month ago, I started a post about the evolution of the word “whore” on the Internet. This all came about in one of those moments of me just randomly talking and once again, probably broaching that little line of decency and decorum in the workplace (*sigh* yes, I was talking about Internet whoring at work–somewhat tame compared to yesterday’s blatant sexual innuendo involving common items found on a desk.)

    I actually uttered the following, “we’re open source whores.” Not only am I a link whore, a post whore, a download whore, or an internet whore; I’m an open source whore. Look at me, I’m so the life of the Interweb! (omgwtfweb2.0bbq!!!!11)

    But really, it’s so true it almost hurts.

    So, how do you know you’re using the term whore correctly in regards to the internet? If it is preceded by any of the following:

    • *. Internet–so “duh” it doesn’t get a number
    • 1. Blog–If you run or contribute to more than 2 blogs (guilty)
    • 2. Google–are you a Google Whore? do you use all the latest and greatest from our friends at the Googleplex?
    • 3. RSS–you feed whore you!
    • 4. Wikipedia–you’re a special one if you are a wikipedia whore…
    • 5. Bloglines–and other aggregation sites–aggregation is an Internet whor
      e’s best friend
    • 6. bittorrent–BT…downloading goodness
    • 7. Web 2.0–crave the wave!
    • 8. Tag–do you find yourself wishing you could simply “tag” everything in life? Are you a social bookmarking addict? (del.icio.us whore here)
    • 9. Email
    • 10. IM–soooo many instant messages!

    I’ll leave it at ten for now, as you’ve probably already gotten the point. Feel free to add your own via comments–hey, no spam and keep it clean people!